Man repeatedly rams ex-girlfriend's car outside Walmart, then escapes to McDonald's

[beschizza]

Originally published at: Man repeatedly rams ex-girlfriend's car outside Walmart, then escapes to McDonald's | Boing Boing

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[Brainspore]

@beschizza

then fled to a nearby McDonald’s

“Not on my watch, punk!” —Officer Big Mac

[angusm]

McDonalds later admitted that, despite testing well with focus groups, their new, “edgy” reboot of the Hamburglar might have gone a little too far.

[knoxblox]

???

PFA = Protection From Abuse

[bottleimp]

Shattering my belief that medieval sanctuary laws applied to the golden arches…

[cannibalpeas]

@beschizza

The doors were all caved in, windows were all blown out of it, but it was drivable

[MerelyGifted]

[LydellFisk]

Ain’t that America to you and me?

[FloridaManJefe]

dude couldn’t find a forklift to steal to do the dirty work?
amateur.
/s

[kpkpkp]

Here in The Sprawl, a headline like that narrows down the number of locations to something like: 1,000 possible places

[ClutchLinkey]

@angusm

their new, “edgy” reboot of the Hamburglar might have gone a little too far.

When told of the news, Grimace grimaced.
Film at 11.

[ric_carter]

This could have been in Santa Fe NM, or Jackson CA, or anywhere in USA where Wally’s and Micky’s are not too distant, and emotions rage. Yikes.