Man sneezes out toy lodged in his nose for 44 years

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I hate when that happens.

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Bless him.

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Mail Online?

As in the UK Daily Mail?

“True” he says…hmmm…

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If you have to ask then the answer is yes.

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I wanted to see the toy.

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Here, hand me that hammer.

tink-tink-tink-BANG!

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I watched the video and I was extremely disappointed not to see the toy.

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I wonder if it was anything like that episode of House (season 1, episode 15, “Mob Rules”), where House pulls a series of small toys from a toddler’s nose?

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Forty-THREE years. Get it right, headline writers! Sheesh.

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It could be worse – he could have been masturbating.

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Any enthusiasm for the video attained upon reading the headline was suitably dampened by the realization it was from the Mail Online, yes.

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Here it is, from a more left-wing tabloid:

I was rather amused by his saying “I feel no different now”.

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When he lost his favourite toy, it was quite a blow…

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“Man too embarrassed to admit that he stuck a child’s toy up his nose and sneezed it out, claims it has been in there for 43 years”

(ok, it probably really was lodged up there, I just like my headline better)

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Thank goodness they’re using a new penny for comparison.

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Indeed. He should probably also have his nose inspected for pre-decimal coinage.

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“I wonder if there’s anything else up there.”

You took the words right out of my nose.

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:imp: Don’t put marbles in your nose, put them in there, do not put them in there! :imp:

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