I hate when that happens.
As in the UK Daily Mail?
“True” he says…hmmm…
If you have to ask then the answer is yes.
I wanted to see the toy.
Here, hand me that hammer.
I watched the video and I was extremely disappointed not to see the toy.
I wonder if it was anything like that episode of House (season 1, episode 15, “Mob Rules”), where House pulls a series of small toys from a toddler’s nose?
Forty-THREE years. Get it right, headline writers! Sheesh.
It could be worse – he could have been masturbating.
Any enthusiasm for the video attained upon reading the headline was suitably dampened by the realization it was from the Mail Online, yes.
Here it is, from a more left-wing tabloid:
I was rather amused by his saying “I feel no different now”.
When he lost his favourite toy, it was quite a blow…
“Man too embarrassed to admit that he stuck a child’s toy up his nose and sneezed it out, claims it has been in there for 43 years”
(ok, it probably really was lodged up there, I just like my headline better)
Thank goodness they’re using a new penny for comparison.
Indeed. He should probably also have his nose inspected for pre-decimal coinage.
“I wonder if there’s anything else up there.”
You took the words right out of my nose.
Don’t put marbles in your nose, put them in there, do not put them in there!