“that rug really tied the room together, man!”
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That carpet really tied the terminal together.
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“I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?”
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“BoingBoing, America’s Police Blotter”
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Um, no.
Like other happy mutants here, I’m all for strange behavior. But pissing on a carpet, in an enclosed public space?
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if you got from what I wrote “urinating in public is ok” you got it wrong.
Is anyone else a trifle surprised that the cop was feeling nice enough to take him down away from the shame puddle, rather than finding it tactically necessary to subdue him into it?
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We currently have a three month old puppy, so reports of peeing onto carpet is a little triggering for me, at the moment.
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ftfy, yr wlcm
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Tell me what colour his skin is without telling me what colour his skin is.
Also that he survived.
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Honestly, I’m not sure if this qualifies as a “career ender” these days.
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The urine actually helps to tie it together. Ever seen airplane toilets even just partway into long-distance flights? All part of the airline ethos.
Mr. Pelletier should be duly admonished: A rolled-up Skyway magazine will be whacked across his nose.
That is literally what the dude was doing. He was urinating in public, not “acting strangley”… he was just being a rude dickhead. 
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These days you never know when your prior work may find a new audience via streaming video.
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“Streaming video” earned a chuckle!
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It’s 100% true about airport carpet. I accidentally spilled an entire matcha latte on that carpet. It just… vanished.
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Oh c’mon, who among us…?
(Me)
Edit to add: (not me)
Reason: Ambiguity
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This is why my friend calls alcohol “smart juice”.
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