Originally published at: Man who claims he became a marshal after President Trump enacted martial law arrested for trying to steal car, say police | Boing Boing
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Any relation?
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Cantwell told the employee that he was a federal martial
This may seem like a typo but there’s a good chance it isn’t.
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You know the fact the wikipedia entry mainly focuses in the first paragraph on how he’s ridiculed and known as the “crying nazi” bothers him so much.
No person who wants to be widely known as a Nazi is cool with being just as known for crying.
So satisying
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Cantwell’s expression in his booking photo suggests that he is thinking, “huh?”
It is very kind of you to assume he thinks. You’re a much better man than I.
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As a longtime proofreader/copyeditor, I like the idea that ‘enacting martial law’ means you get to be a ‘marshal.’
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Ah, old Chris Cantwell. He was a huge narc in Keene New Hampshire if I remember right from all the Free State Project and Keene related drama way back in the early 2000s. He got basically bounced out of those circles ASAP once he started turning narc on folks smoking pot.
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Martia Law was enacted? Must have missed that one.
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She’s declaring Marcia Law!
ETA:
♫ ♩ ♪ ♬ You start wearing blue and brown
and working for the clampdown ♫ ♩ ♪ ♬
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Now I want to know what Marcia law entails… should I be for or against it?
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Marcia Law, great name for a Drag Person/Queen that side hustles as a Super Hero.
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I guess he should have cleared it with headquarters first.
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I’m in favor of Marshall law
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Cantwell’s expression in his booking photo suggests that he is thinking, “huh?”
I’m thinking he’s warning the cops what will happen when President Trump finds out about this.
“Just you wait! You’ll see!”
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He is marshalling his thoughts in the mug shot.
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Yeah? So what, I’m an Emperor … of something something. Believe me!
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