You oughta know.
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The world would have to look for a new greatest achievement in taxidermy.
(Currently: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
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Perfect
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If Canada hadn’t legalized same-sex marriage over a decade ago, leading to American same-sex couples getting married in Canada and returning to challenge several state governments in court for recognition, America likely wouldn’t have same-sex marriage today.
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I wouldn’t have had my one time traveling attempt to assassinate Hitler thwarted by Prime Minister Mackenzie King.
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The “Five Eyes” alliance between the intelligence agencies of the US, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the UK, would be known as “Four Eyes.”
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Do you have more info on this marvelous distinction?
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If it wasn’t for Canada, we wouldn’t have one of our finest science fiction captains:
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Nope. It made the rounds about a decade ago.
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If it wasn’t for Canada there would have been way fewer stoner metal-heads Randroids in my High School.
(Also there would have been way fewer cars blaring out Toronto’s airport code in morse code in the parking lot.)
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The Great Seal of the United States wouldn’t have any North American competition for being the coolest:
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If it wasn’t for Canada we’d have to call those evil geese something else.
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What would bald eagles eat?
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If it wasn’t for Canada, we would’ve had Captain Pike all along.
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If it wasn’t for Canada, we wouldn’t have the Charlie Brown tv-specials.
Dolley Madison is fondly remembered for saving the portrait of Washington and (re)decorating the rebuilt Whitehouse after the invading hordes of wild, toque-clad Canuckistanis burnt it to the ground (and poured milk-bags over the smoking soil).
If not for her popularity, we would not have had Dolly Madison snack cakes, who were the first sponsor of the Charlie Brown tv specials[1].
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