🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 If it wasn't for Canada 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁

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If it wasn’t for Canada, I would’t remember seeing that on Canadian TV way back when.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, I wouldn’t know ketchup potato chips exist. It angers me much that I have to drive 40 miles and cross an international border to get some. There’s a fucking Lays factory halfway in between, FFS.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, poutine would be call Freedom Fries!!!

#AMURRRICA, FK YEAH!

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Amazon much?

http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0018SPTMW/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=1944687702&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0043KZBPC&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1XSFVDT7X55G2YXV1YAC

I am a big fan of All Dressed chips, which I have never hidden:

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If it wasn’t for Canada, the spaceshuttle would have had a John Deere logo…

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Yeah, my grandfather was serving on the Niobe when that happened. I gather he was on shore leave near the outskirts of town when the Mont Blanc went up. Big boom - knocked him over even there.

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It costs me $4-5 to drive 80 miles (because I drive a stupid Prius) and another $3 for a bag of chips. Plus, I can get the sales tax back at Duty Free and pick up some beer. The cheapest Lays ketchup chips on Amazon is $16 because no free shipping. Boo.

What I want is to be able to just buy the damned things in my local grocery store, instead of driving to South Detroit.

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No, he’s from that OTHER north american country people forget is in the north.
[size=10] I’m not bitter. [/size]

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Illinois is another country? Now, I’ve heard that said about Texas and occasionally Minnesota, but never Illinois.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, the SS Edmund Fitzgerald might still be sailing.

If it wasn’t for Canada, freshmen college kids in Michigan would have no where to go to a bar.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, Baywatch would have been slightly less bouncy…

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FTFY
[size=8] at least 6 characters [/size]

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Only those who started kindergarten at age 6, or delayed going to uni for a year. If I had gone to UM, I still wouldn’t have been able to go get legally drunk in Canuckistan until mid-terms my sophomore year.

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Yeah, but… Lay’s ?!?!?

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It’s a low bar, why can’t they jump it?

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If it wasn’t for Canada the world wouldn’t have Glenn Gould and Carl Sagan would have had to find another recording to send on Voyager’s Golden Record.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, northern Minnesota would seem inhospitable…

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If it wasn’t for Canada, Colbert writers would have had to work harder for filler material…


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Superman wouldn’t exist.

er, exist as a comic book character.

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