Let’s not feed into that needless ageism stuff, please;
My Gen Z kid just finished her freshman year of college with flying colors, and she has way more maturity and decorum than Empty Greene and her ilk.
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Alternately:
“Village missing it’s idiot- please call number if spotted.”
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MTG is exactly the same on the inside
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Sorry, I know this is off topic but…WHAT?! Girlzmatic is a sophomore in college! I am soooo old! 
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She will be in the fall, yes.
Time really flies, don’t it?
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Time for my BF’s XLNT limerick again!
marjorie taylor green
died of a ruptured spleen
Upon removal, they said
it was as big as her head
and had made her unnaturally mean
Bonus:
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Raskin says it’s ‘worth investigating’ whether House members were drinking in hearing room
Rep. Jamie Raskin (Md.), the top Democrat on the House Oversight and Accountability Committee, says it’s “worth investigating” whether lawmakers were drinking during Thursday’s explosive hearing, after rumors circulated that noncommittee members were intoxicated.
Was she hangng upside down for that mugshot?
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Nah - she’s not as cool as that. It’s just the typical tacky mall hair of the time.
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Yup, Aquanet and a hair drier on top of a shitty perm that was inexplicably popular with the “mean kids” in the mid-80’s. I lived through this shit and have zero reference for where the fucking craptacular perm came from, but all the absolute shitheads, male and female, had this dead poodle on top of their heads. 
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I have two theories.
They break when she looks in them.
She has no reflection.
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Brother, i just got a grandbaby. In my head i am still 25! (My body disagrees violently, but i ignore that.) Age is a state of mind. And knees, shoulders, backs,… 
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Yup. Mall bangs. I followed right after this trend so that in all the photos of the dance team and whatnot from the previous year and before this was the hairstyle. When I was a little girl the long version was the hair I thought I would “get to wear when I grew up” but I was soooo wrong. Short was more aggressive/sporty/preppy (weird to think that these things were once related socially in women’s fashion in a way I’m not sure they are today). Long was the more standard look and it was all about the volume. The ideal textures were from tight ringlets all the way to beach waves and even straight hair was brushed into gill-like shapes. My thesis is that after the gill-like phase the straight-hairs saw pictures of themselves sporting the tri-horn look and booked an appointment wherever they could for a perm to get a more desirable level of volume with varying results. I also don’t know where it came from but it definitely seemed like the 70’s and 80’s were eras of BIG hair overall.
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Brings to mind that George Bernard Shaw quote:
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Some more context that wasn’t mentioned. This meeting was held late at night, and pretty much everybody was cranky.
Any why was it held so late? Because many of the Republicans spent their day not in DC doing the people’s business, but hanging around outside the courthouse in NYC professing their fealty to Trump and helping him to get around his gag order.
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The future may well be shit, and your knees may indeed hurt (mine do), but welcome to the club. Being grandad is fucking awesome. Accept it, O Fellow Wise Elder 
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