Originally published at: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had a classic mean girl bathroom brawl | Boing Boing
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Real mean girls, the redneck ones I knew, had big ass knives, and used ‘em, s’all I’m saying’…
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Also overheard: “Stop trying to make McCarthy happen, Marge!”
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Yeah, I mean, seriously? How am I supposed to take this little tiff seriously as a “brawl” if at least one of them isn’t armed? Doesn’t really matter which one, honestly. (Best result: they both go to prison.)
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[cat sound]
h/t to “30 Rock”
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Uh… is she saying that Republicans literally buy votes from each other? Sounds very “quid pro quo” to me.
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Yikes, where did you go to school?
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It would be very on brand for the Republican party of 2023 to lose their majority through a member-on-member firefight at the capitol
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Unless the exhaust fans aren’t working.
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It’s on my Bingo card and occupies three squares of my Snakes and Idiots board.
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Tennessee 
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Whoever wins; everyone wins.
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My only actual concern there would be anyone else getting caught in the crossfire. As long as it was only between GOP members, I’m more-or-less ok with it.
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Make America Great Again!
Thing is, this is exactly the America they’re referring to.
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That’s my solution for many things!
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This is a frame from “The Grifting,” right?
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“Heeeeeere’s Kevin!”
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