Originally published at: Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor-Green reportedly "separated" at GOP event to prevent them coming to blows | Boing Boing
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Unless one or both of them start pulling out guns, I guess.
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I guess I’d be OK with either one winning the fight as long as the survivor goes to prison afterward.
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so, birds of a feather DON’T flock together?
my whole education has been lies.
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I don’t know, I’m counting zero total pull ups on that video. Still I guess it’s a good core workout, and being able to hang on a bar for 12+ minutes is impressive all in itself.
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I hate to break it to you, but the video is a well edited loop of about 9 seconds…turn the volume on and you’ll be able to hear the break.
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These two can beat each other to a pulp, and nothing of value would be lost.
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No surprises that the “Rising stars” of the fringe GOP party of senseless cruelty, totally vacant logical consistency and conspiracy vote chasing would be absolute twitchy-fisted, thin-skinned, territorial monsters.
It does always seem like Democrat scandal reveals are that people you thought publicly hated each other actually get along behind closed doors, where GOP scandals are the reveal that a smiling “civil” snake is a myopic narcissist and back-stabbing political solipsist.
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My memory of what a real, dangerous, people may die, streetfight looks like is that the one willing to escalate most suddenly, most extremely, first, wins. In this case pull a gun and shoot in the face I suppose, let’s not talk about what I’ve seen.
Being trained is not always as great an asset as you might think.
Also, numbers are unbeatable in normal confrontations. Kung fu movies are such bullshit.
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Crossfit doesn’t make one a good fighter, any more thank kipping pullups make you good at real pullups
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Not at all surprising, given their careers revolve around tabloid friendly “political celebrity” drama and PR stunts.
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As Beau says, it’s a question of violence, speed and surprise. 2 of 3 usually wins.
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Does that mean we’ll be denied the sight of them scratching and clawing at one another, (all too reminiscent of Krystal and Alexis mud-wrestling in ‘Dynasty’), but somehow even more camp?
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I know I can’t tell them apart most of the time. Vacuous, bigoted, and spiteful; that’s about it.
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(This is her response to an intruder 
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Don’t toy with my emotions like that!
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But what would really work well is a lot of GOP collateral damage.
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