The Guardian’s late columnist Simon Hoggart posed the existential question of what it was that happened to be squatting on Fabricant’s head.
It can’t be hair because it is so unrealistic, looking as it does like something extruded using an oil refinery more carcinogenic by-products; but equally, it can’t be a wig because no one would go into a wig store and choose the one that most resembled the fluff on top of a trolley toy.
‘How many My Little Ponies, we asked, were slaughtered to make such a creation?’
What Fabricant (cousin of “replicant”) wears on his head look like the CGI hair on old Poser figures. It was probably originally modelled in Zbrush to fit Michael 4 and 3D printed especially for Mr F because he always liked the “No Trans Maps” look.
I’m sure savvy Republican politicos correctly assume that goading MTG into tearing into them as a badge of honor and a first step towards rehabilitation back into a more electable Republican party. Not to accuse Graham of savviness, of course…!
Are posts like this, which highlight rather than simply ignore what by all rights should be ignored, just an excuse for me to come on here and say that what’s-her-name is a rancid chunk of way-beyond-the-due-date vodka-jerky that has fallen off an illegal toxic dump truck on its way Shitfalls, Georgia? Thank you very much . . .
