Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to impeach Biden for saving Brittney Griner from a Russian penal colony

Originally published at: Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to impeach Biden for saving Brittney Griner from a Russian penal colony | Boing Boing

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I don’t understand what grudge she has against a gay woman of color.

oh, wait…

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Maybe Empty Gee should have volunteered to take Griner’s place?

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Not gonna happen, Empty can’t play basketball and Russia would prefer she stays where she can do the most damage.

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Russia wanted the Merchant of Death, not the Merchant of Meth.

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Gotta impeach him for sumthin’, I guess. . . .

Maybe he hangs the toilet paper wrong in the White House bathroom, she should look into it.

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Which was, of course, exactly what you meant, I know. I just couldn’t help spelling it out.

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I fully expect this diagram to be displayed in congress during the impeachment.

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It was the right thing for Biden to do (prisoner exchanges had been a thing for many, many years with the old USSR), but Viktor Bout seems like a horrible person who may wind up doing damage and killing more people. A good politician understands that no decisions are free from moral consequences, but they still make the best choice they can. MTG could never understand this.

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Heh if I remember correctly, Gary Gulman has a bit about that being “the only chore you can do while you’re pooping,” referring to it as a metric for how under control his depression is :stuck_out_tongue:

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Slightly altered headline ‘for lasting goodness’…

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Goetz, Boebert, Gosar, et.al want to impeach Biden for doing anything or failing to do something (hunterbidenhunterbidenhunterbiden…)

These are all vile con-people who chaos act the way they think will most convince an old white poorly educated person to sputter: “hell yeah! get them lib-ruls!”

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We’ve had Bout for—what?—almost 15 years? Pretty sure he’s going home to an accidental fall out a window.

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Even with all the dark-money cut-outs and shell corps, I’m sure some dollars in her campaign war chest could be traced all the way back to the Kremlin. The same could probably be said for every MAGAt politician (including Biff), useful as they are to Putin.

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It’s like The Freedom Caucus spelled backwards is Putin.

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It’s not like Joe Biden released 5,000 Taliban or something. That was TFG who did that. I honestly can’t understand MTG’s brand of “patriotism.”

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MTG strikes me as someone who’s campaigning to eventually have no genuine mourners at her funeral.

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It might somehow interfere with her gun raffles.

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MTG is a patriot in much the same way that Kim Jong Un is a staunch supporter of democracy.

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