Originally published at: Marjorie Taylor Greene: the government is going to remotely zap you if you eat a cheeseburger | Boing Boing
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I can haz cheezburger with zap?
Thank the gods I don’t eat cheezeburgers!
I wasn’t aware of that rule… are we allowed to speculate that she’s a toxic fucking shithead?
… did she just say “fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish?”…
I eat an unhealthy amount of cheeseburgers. Like if Wimpy and Jughead had a baby, that child would judge me for my habit. I’m going to have to start zapping myself to prepare.
Not speculation so you’re fine.
That’s what I heard making me think it was a spoof but nope, it was really her.
She has to be playing the world, she can’t be that stupid.
Oh wait, I guess she can.
What’s weird is she is looking down at key points and reads notes - like she needed notes for this? These are thoughts that she cribbed together and wants to make sure she presents in a certain order so that she doesn’t sound crazy.
Her technique failed.
It will, of course, be a frozen peach tree dish, from which the freeze peach grows and is then eaten.
Her children must be so proud.
It’s the continued endumbening (my word) of 'Merica.
What a strange argument. You’d think, if she was half-way rational on this, that she’d argue that real meat is natural and good, and fake artificial meat has the Gates Microchips in it, so it’s only safe to eat real cheeseburgers and you should stay away from the other stuff. But no, she has to argue that it’s the natural product that humans have eaten for thousands of years that’s dangerous and is going to kill you.
But she doesn’t have to be. Her one and only job is to sow distrust in government and fan conspiracy theories and to promote hate.
What does this even mean? This is nothing. There’s barely even enough there to be wrong, it’s just incoherent gibberish so far removed from anything real as to be completely irrelevant to anyone but herself (and even that’s arguable). I’m sure Trump would be proud of her following his example, if he were capable of feeling pride for anyone but himself.
Yes. She did. I replayed it a couple of times to make sure.