Is this about the shooting-hogs-from-helicopters thing?
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So we have a single mother raising three children on the publicâs dime? Is she one of those âwelfare queensâ the GQP is always talking about?
For her sake, sheâd better find herself a man and marry him, real quick-like. Women canât raise children on their own, you know. /s
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Sheâs probably using it as a form of dating. You know the religious right wonât tolerate her being unmarried for long.
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Iâm sure all across the Q-nut-o-sphere there are middle aged guys thinking âso sheâs available now??!!â
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I hate this because sheâs probably getting married to someone more deeply imbedded in the GOPâs machine.
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Now I suspect that this contest sheâs running isnât just about bagging herself a (four-legged) hog.
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I guess it was one Zangief cosplaying physical trainer too many.
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RespectâŚ
I donât think you get to use that word
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I thought MTGâs âBig Girlâ views were that taxpayers should be able to have access to politicians. 
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That really was the final straw. Theyâre just from different worlds. He was born a shoot-elk-from-a-zeppelin man and heâll die a shoot-elk-from-a-zeppelin man. It was bad fate that he opened his heart to a dyed in the wool shoot-hogs-from-a-helicopter woman but the heart wants what the heart wants. When their eyes locked through their individual scopes as they were hovering over that petting zoo, there were fireworks. Sure, the explosions were because she shot his blimp down with a tracer round. But his heart was filled to bursting. So were his lungs from the exothermic expansion of the gasses which has previously kept him aloft. He fell hard and landed harder but he never once looked back. The neck brace wouldnât allow it. Their relationship faced its share of slings and arrows when they each experimented with different ways of killing different critters for fun but they always had each othersâ backs. Still, she always got a strange look in her eyes when they passed a bag of chicharrones or watched a Porky Pig cartoon. She was born to fly free, while gunning down large numbers of feral omnivores and claiming she was just helping farmers out.
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Thatâs a running gag on Amber Ruffinâs showâŚ
Though once they did a bit with two people playing her and Boebert as Statler and Waldorf from the MuppetsâŚ
About 4 and half minutes in:
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OM-Fâing-G, how have I never heard of Amber Ruffin till today?!? Watched that skit and there goes my productivity for the day as I binge this show like Peter ODâing on Bird Is The Word! Thanks for sharing, Professor!!! ^____^
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Sheâs amazing! She writes for Seth Meyerâs show, and does a couple of recurring bits there - Amber Says What and Jokes Seth Canât Tell (with Jenny Hagel):
And sheâs been doing her show since 2020⌠Itâs only getting a few episodes this season, but itâs worth checking out! One of my favorite clips is How Did We Get Here, where she gives a back story to something related to current eventsâŚ
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But thatâs a step up for them in their self-image. /s
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I can hear Amber in my memories of Seth, but thatâs what being next to a radiant person is like, where everyone within their orbit ends up sounding like them. Thanks again, I feel like Iâve just found a new source for 'isms sharp enough to cut glass. ^_____^
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âMarjorie has been my best friend for the last 29 yearsâŚâ
Dude, stop right there and RUN, donât walk, to see a therapist.
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Excellent question; youâve been missing out.
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Sheâs a national treasure! I love when she has her sister on with herâŚ
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@Melizmatic & @anon61221983, love this line: âI am filled with joy and a little bit of shame, but mostly so much joy.â
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