Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/22/mcdonalds-will-not-be-making.html
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With so many past failures of this sort I am amazed that companies still try this sort of thing…
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I called my burger the “Men’s Rights Meltdown”
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I really wanted that to be the “HamBurgler” in the image.
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There’s a nice, mostly G-rated selection available here:
How tragic, that our society can no longer convey such concepts as girth and creamy surprises without being seen as X-rated. Or something.
[quote=“TobinL, post:2, topic:81986, full:true”]With so many past failures of this sort I am amazed that companies still try this sort of thing…[/quote]There’s still no such thing as bad publicity, I presume.
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Those are all pretty distasteful… no “Burger McBurgerface” in the mix, though?
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I tried to make the Whopper, but got disconnected. Then Ronald came to my house and rang the doorbell. As I opened the door, he said only “Do I look like some kind of clown to you?”
We laughed and laughed after that, then went out for hookers and blow, as I had none at home.
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One of the things I hate so much about 21st century internet so far is how companies still want to create a manicured illusion of public participation and commentary - despite being mostly revulsed by what the public has to say. FFS, make up your mind.
It might sound regressively “get off my lawn” to say that I preferred the 1990s internet, but it’s because I think that the 1990s internet was actually more progressive than the current version.
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Wooh! Finally get to make me a McDowell’s Big Mick.
Fuck Sesame Seeds.
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Gotta admit, the “Atheists Delight” made me giggle:
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I can almost picture “Rektal Prolapse”. . . always served with plenty of catsup, and messy to eat because the bun is on the inside.
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So just another typical day on the internet?
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You mean a corporation asked the internet to publish stuff to their website…and then were surprised by unmoderated bad behavior?
Shocked.
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Of course it was. Look who was using it. Almost everybody in my small address list was either an academic or an engineer.
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Ok, this is totally immature and not at all anything even resembling socially responsible behavior, but am I the only one who generally tries to be a good person, but still gets one hell of a giggle at these idiotic and offensive pranks? Like when 4chan bombarded the mtn dew naming contest and got “hitler did nothing wrong” up to 1st place. Super offensive, but I took it as a jab against the bad contest moderation/planning rather than an anti-semitic statement of support.
Horrible. Offensive. Kinda hilarious in a naughty schoolboy way.
Also, “Rektal prolapse”? HA!
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