Meditating man sees UFO, lacking camera depicts incident in crayon


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Wow, poorly drawn stick figures! All my beliefs about the credibility of this report are henceforth overturned!


#3

Well, at least he was saved the trouble of figuring out how to make a smartphone camera take a picture out of focus and too dark. It’s getting harder and harder to make a credible paranormal sighting photograph since cameras have gotten so good and so automatic.


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This is enough evidence for me!

I am just waiting for the crayon drawing of the probing…


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Fixed it:


#6

Are the white blobs lens flare?

If so, was this done by JJ Abrams?


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Obviously if he had had a camera he would have taken a photo, so this picture proves he had no camera, thus he can be trusted.

But who has crayons, paper, GPS, watch, flat surface, pantaloons, and chair, but no camera? Dammit, I DID want to believe.


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This shows how the bumpersticker phrase “Pics Or It Didn’t Happen” has too much weight in our modern culture.


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Meditation. It’s better than sitting around doing nothing.


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WTF? He’s pointing a harpoon gun at it? You never point a harpoon gun at a UFO!


#11

I get more of a Mujahideen-with-RPG vibe off of the figure:


#12

Clearly he witnessed a Cheops class Goa’uld warship!

And the fact that only he saw a ship the size of a mountain over San Bernandino must mean it had some new cloaking technology, and he must somehow be immune to its effects! Quickly! We need to inform Stargate Command!


#13

“That was the one that took me.”


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All UFOs have cloaking technology that works perfectly unless the observer is really really drunk.

This is another problem with UFO sightings these days. It’s hard to credibly claim that a gigantic vessel can appear in a populated area, and not one person thought to pull out their cellphone and snap a picture. Can you imagine what Twitter would look like if some giant flying pyramid appeared over NYC? (snarky answer: it would instantly failwhale).


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Once again, XKCD has this scenario covered.


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