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Just spit on the scalpel and give it a wipe on your sleeve, works every time. To hell with those pesky bacteria & pathogens.
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Come on Dr. Nick, you can do better than that! How about $99.95?
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Anyone care to guess which procedure/s ‘Dr Kitty’ was offering?
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It sounds like you know this from experience.
Is that the case?
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So I shouldn’t have trusted those “BotchMyFace53.info” billboards that claimed they could save me up to 89% on common cosmetic procedures??? But how was I supposed to know?
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Scowl-line removal through a series of BUTTOX™ injections.
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As a wild guess I’d suggest:
Since you getting gills, ve take lungs now, put in gills in two weeks.
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That seems pretty likely.
He’s just zis guy, you know?
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Investigators believe there may be other victims.
For instance, Common Sense.
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This is awesome: The psychosis, the biohacking, everything!
This needs to be the basis for a movie, guys.
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See? The invisible hand of the free market at work! Now people know not to go to her.
The system totally works and stuff.
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The most important fact left out of this article is how Dr Kitty’s rate of “unfavorable outcomes” compares to licensed plastic surgeons.
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Hell, I didn’t want medical treatment when I lived in Beijing. Why would I let a 19 year old Chinese woman perform surgery on me in Toronto?
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So she had one little mishap. She still looks damn good for 59.
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