Meet "Dr. Kitty," the teenager who performed unlicensed cosmetic surgery from her basement


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/16/meet-dr-kitty-the-teenag.html


#2

Look, you don’t want to perform unlicensed cosmetic surgery under your real name.


#3

I will reserve judgement until I see the end results of the surgery and the bill from Dr. Kitty’s office.

It still might be a bargain.


#4

“Required corrective surgery” probably isn’t a positive review.


#5

Pretty par for the course on Yelp.


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hermione


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Just spit on the scalpel and give it a wipe on your sleeve, works every time. To hell with those pesky bacteria & pathogens.


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Come on Dr. Nick, you can do better than that! How about $99.95?


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Anyone care to guess which procedure/s ‘Dr Kitty’ was offering?


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It sounds like you know this from experience.

Is that the case?


#12

Will she be charged with meowpractice?


You Monster
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So I shouldn’t have trusted those “BotchMyFace53.info” billboards that claimed they could save me up to 89% on common cosmetic procedures??? But how was I supposed to know?


#14

Scowl-line removal through a series of BUTTOX™ injections.


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As a wild guess I’d suggest:


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#17

Since you getting gills, ve take lungs now, put in gills in two weeks.

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#18

That seems pretty likely.

He’s just zis guy, you know?


#19

Investigators believe there may be other victims.

For instance, Common Sense.


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