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Yes, that’s exactly how that works, every time!
Dunk on more people, it can only make them feel better!!
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no, no, you don’t understand, these people are real vampires 
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How do they do their makeup?
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Not seeing Hugh Jackman on this list…
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is this a setup for a pun
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Curious question, really.
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best I could crib from Twitter in a few minutes—
Q: How do vampires do their makeup when they can’t see their reflections?
A: They wing it
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I thought when you became a vampire, you just… you know, automatically had permanent eyeliner and lipstick, along with a closet of victorian gowns… is that not how it works?
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There has to be an upside, that could be it?
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I love the actor, but hate the film. I can put him at #5.
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Its why familiars/Renfields are so important! Since vampires can’t use mirrors or touch screens.
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The Philanthropic Vampire courts of Texas are not to be confused with the Deeply Misanthropic Vampire Squid Courts of East Texas:
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In most cases, no. In cases like this, clearly yes.
As I said at the very start, the older I get the less willing I am to just let BS like this go. Perhaps I am an old fogey now - if that is the case everyone can also GET OFF MY LAWN!!!*
*Figuratively - I live in a giant apartment building that does not have a lawn.
Fan Theory: the reason Dracula’s three female companions live in an unholy coven is so each of them has two friends to double-check her makeup every evening.
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ETA: It’s gross and I should probably add it’s NSFW. Sorry. Just realized it when I rewatched it…
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From my vantage, it’s not your interlocutors who are upset.
If you want to spend your time calling countercultures bullshit, wouldn’t be my choice but it’s your life. 
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“I think it’s weird and I don’t get it! Clearly it’s bullshit!” 
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