Can’t we have the B-side meme instead?
Does anyone have that one gif with a guy driving down the road and the canonical white Jesus jumps up at his car window, scaring him? I thought it was in the gif bank, but I can’t find it.
De nada! A search of “Jesus scares” did the trick.
Double thank you!
Christians are often nattering about their search for Jesus, I suppose if they can have churches in shopping malls, drive through churches, and churches the size of football stadiums, then turning google into a one stop shopping trip can’t be too far behind…
When you’re a star…
me: every year. forgetting that time when i already searched “did jesus hatch from chocolate egg”
I need to get a Jesus toaster post haste.
It’s all about the right keywords when searching. “Jesus scary” – something wholly different. I don’t recommend it. There was one with a French horn that may haunt my dreams.
That maybe be one of the most awesome posts I have seen here as yet…
Googling Jesus sounds rather like a euphemism for something… unholy.
or maybe just a band name.
There’s a couple in my collection:
And I’m very fond of this one, though the language might offend:
Yes, I’m probably going to a special Hell. Once I take over a decent chunk of it, I intend to throw some awesome parties.