Memes officially bigger than Jesus

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Can’t we have the B-side meme instead?

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Does anyone have that one gif with a guy driving down the road and the canonical white Jesus jumps up at his car window, scaring him? I thought it was in the gif bank, but I can’t find it.

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Thank you!!!

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De nada! A search of “Jesus scares” did the trick.

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Double thank you!

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Christians are often nattering about their search for Jesus, I suppose if they can have churches in shopping malls, drive through churches, and churches the size of football stadiums, then turning google into a one stop shopping trip can’t be too far behind…

When you’re a star…

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Wouldn’t they start with a slice of toast?

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I’m no cardiologist, but Jesus’ EKG is a little concerning to me.

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me: every year. forgetting that time when i already searched “did jesus hatch from chocolate egg”

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I need to get a Jesus toaster post haste.

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Obligatory

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It’s all about the right keywords when searching. “Jesus scary” – something wholly different. I don’t recommend it. There was one with a French horn that may haunt my dreams.

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That maybe be one of the most awesome posts I have seen here as yet…

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Googling Jesus sounds rather like a euphemism for something… unholy.

or maybe just a band name.

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There’s a couple in my collection:

And I’m very fond of this one, though the language might offend:

Yes, I’m probably going to a special Hell. Once I take over a decent chunk of it, I intend to throw some awesome parties.

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