Men: Rest your weary head while urinating


#21

This is my measure of “drunk’. If I have to rest my head when I piss, call me a cab please.


#22

Nope, it would increase the pee everywhere, as there will be at least one Yahoo who sees a target that high as a challenge.


#23

The present invention provides an answer to those users of urinals and commodes which find the duration of the event onerous, possibly made worse by a tired or somewhat incapacitated physical condition. Such a user of a urinal or commode will simply place his forehead against the compressible surface provided by the apparatus to effect a more comfortable inwardly leaning orientation with respect to the commode or urinal.


#24

I rigged a padded headrest for my stereo microscope back when I had to solder teeny tiny circuit boards eight hours a day, and bending over it hurt my neck and back. I was probably just doing it wrong. I definitely wasn’t urinating on them though. That was liquid flux.


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#26

How often does one actually acknowledge the huge grease stain on the back of the movie theater pleather recliners head area? You think they actually ever wash those seats?


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#28

Pardon me! I say, pardon me concierge. Can I trouble you for a freshly laundered antimacassar or two? One for the AMC recliners and one for the urinal headrest? You’re too kind.


#29

I’ve seen this type of ‘cushion above the urinal’ in Brazil since at least 2001. Common in mens’ restrooms in bars/restaurants - especially in Northeastern Brazil.
Not sure how this guy managed to convince the USPTO to award this patent.


#30

I used to life in a house that had a bathroom under the stairs, so the roof sloped down over the toilet. I can confirm that when you’re really drunk it’s comfortable to piss while leaning your head against something.
If you were even more drunk, because it was a very small loo, it was possible to sit on the toilet, whilst vomiting into the sink.


#31

sounds cozy!


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