Michael Cohen pleads guilty to lying to Congress about Russia Trump real estate project

resting mook face?

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Each and every one of them thinks that they are smarter than one of the most brilliant, thorough and persistent prosecutors on the planet.
It’s been an education watching the Dunning-Kruger Effect in action.

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Dunning-Kruger, Kübler-Ross – whatever it takes.

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naw. whoopi would wear the other one

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i love it…

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No…it’s not getting hot in here.

  1. Until Nostradumbass’ actual ass has a flame under it…it’s not hot in here.
  2. Until the Dems have shown they will fight tooth and nail to get Nostradumbass out of office…it’s not hot in here.
  3. Until Nostradumbass’ base realizes they were duped and actually change their collective tune…it’s not hot in here.

It’s not even luke warm in here at this point. He is still in office. He is still doing shitty things and making terrible policies. His base is still freely doing shitty things to our society and feel emboldened to escalate. And until Mueller releases an actual fucking report and Congress is willing to actually act on it…it all means shite.

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Floating villas.

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The best part of this is Trump saying “he’s lying now” to get a lighter sentence-- they already caught him lying, he wouldn’t have turned if they hadn’t caught him, they have evidence, there’s no reason for him to lie now, but there was plenty of reason for him to lie in the first place.

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Yeah that’s not really how perjury charges work.

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Is there furious tweeting from a plane yet? :thinking:

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I love the way that one of the dominoes in that gif suddenly changes its number of spots. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere…

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How is it that getting caught lying to congress is a crime, but getting caught lying to the electorate is no big deal?

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Darn - and I predicted it would be Rob who’d do it.

In New Zealand, no doubt. But probably they might object. My bet is on Saudi.

Because one of those things is exactly how the game is played…

Unless this was a rhetorical question, in which case, Roger That.

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It sounds like Michael Cohen has finally reached the final stage; acceptance.

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And the winner yet again … Putin.

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@beschizza’s shoop skills are better than mine; it would have been cleaner if he had done it and the eyes would have been swapped for mouths.

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