Michael Cohen pleads guilty to lying to Congress about Russia Trump real estate project


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/29/michael-cohen-2.html


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Well now!

Angry tweets denying having ever even met this Michael Cohen guy, and complaining about Mueller ruining the lives of innocent Republicans, incoming soon, I bet.


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Amazing how many people in Trump’s inner circle have perjured themselves on the topic of Russia considering that they all claim Trump’s dealings with Russia are unimportant.


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MAGA

My attorney got arrested.


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NoRussia,NoRussia,NoRussia!


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Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS , NO LOANS, NO NOTHING! 4:31 AM


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“Not Russia! Not Russia! You’re the Russia!”


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I had no deals with Russia, but if I did, they would be the best deals ever. You wouldn’t have seen deals like this. The best no deals ever!


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This episode will go into history as the Manchurian candidate in stupid.


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Okay, lets just get a show of hands for those in this administration that have NOT lied to congress, the FBI or the media.


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I’ve been saying for two years now that if The Manchurian Candidate was released today Republicans would assume Angela Lansbury’s character was the hero and Frank Sinatra’s was the villain.


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Does anyone else think that a great new real estate investment strategy would be to start a company that focuses on high quality, comfortable, villas in exile ?


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Hey, spoiler on one of the all-time great reveals! I know it’s an old movie, but because it’s a classic that’s a lot of people haven’t seen because Sinatra pulled it for decades.


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Also:

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Attorneys
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Attorneys


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Fair enough, added spoiler tag.


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