Seriously? Because in OITNB despite the title don't wear actually orange coveralls, they wear tan coveralls over white long-john type undershirts.
Anyway, I sometimes think about my 3 days in a jail in North Dakota in 1998, about how when I was discharged and left to change into my civvies I was so tempted to stuff the orange coveralls into the pocket of my gore-tex... could I score a cool souvenir with 'Montrail County Jail' on the back, or would I end up sentenced to some real prison time? I decided, probably correctly that it just wasn't worth the risk. I did get to keep the 'Bob Barker Industries' toothbrush (along with being banned to this day from the United States... haha no biggie).