I spy a little cross on Lindell’s lapel. Why isn’t it burning a hole right through him?
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thanks, but I think I’ll just listen to Kris for help on how to beat the devil
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Bakker never met a Sham he didn’t like.
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“I caught my son listening to that heavy metal music, and he is constantly shirking his chores and talking back, and is doing poorly in school too, what do you recommend?”
“How about a pillow with cute Bible characters on it?”
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The one with Onan on it might be ideal for the circumstances, or maybe bald Elisha getting his bears to attack disobedient children (Maybe that one is a bit too metal though)
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Probably just print Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (disobedient children should be stoned to death) on the pillow as a warning.
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Cool, I’m up for that.
Evangelicals have to spoil everything.
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I guess it was the inevitable destination for them both, considering.
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Side 1, Track 1: Fallen Angel Feathers
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New keyboard, please. 
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Wait…wasn’t that in an episode of Metalocalypse?
(FYI, a direct-to-video film has been greenlit by Adult Swim. I’m excited!)
ETA:
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“A man’s dying is more his survivor’s affair than his own.”, Thomas Mann
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Flee the icy Lucifer,
oh, he’s an awful fellow!
What a mistake I didn’t take
a feather from his pillow. (From Passion Play, by Jethro Tull)
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The wizard belongs in the magic circle. DALR 
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Arise, take up thy bed, and walk?
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