Mike Lindell tells voters not to vote early so "we can overrun the algorithms"

My new band name: The Al Gore Rhythms

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Dang, you beat me to it.

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Hah, now that he gave away his strategy the algorithms will execute a strategic retreat and surprise flanking counterattack.

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  1. We have a general policy of not speculating about things like that

  2. Yes, his brain is bad

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This you, then?

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Those pillows emit mercury vapors, right? Nothing else makes sense.

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Um, that is The Al Gore Rhythms UK

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And if they don’t, it’ll fall on to the constitutional county sheriffs to declare war. :face_exhaling:

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So what’s his definition of algorithm? Counting?

If they overrun the algorithms won’t that mean votes won’t count?

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He believes the Evil Voting Machines are studying the early-voting results and then adding fakey-fake votes to outnumber all the Real American votes

… so if the Real Americans vote at the last minute, then the EVM’s will, um … run out of fake votes?

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Really if they don’t trust the process, it’s not like they could do anything about it now

“just vote harder” is not a plan to fix anything

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I’m still trying to figure out why this fluff brained moron thought his opinion counted for anything anywhere and who the hell even gave him the first line of media coverage. Why should anyone care about the opinion of someone who makes bags of fluff? How does stuffing bags with foam rubber provide insight in to anything?

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I loved the scene in that movie where he married a robot and it was a Jewish ceremony; complete with a yarmulka and crushing a glass.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Aka:
Shhhhhh, let him speak

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With NO bathroom breaks. NO water given to him. NO food. And only ONE place to vote for everybody.

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Fair dinkum.

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Mike Lindell…fair dingbat.

FTFY /s

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Dog help me, this is damned hilarious. Thanks much!

@p96: Zardu Hasslfrau!

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Same algorithms found on Hunter’s laptop.

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