How long until the miracle baby with the “cow” face is discovered?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHA3Kl1yTPI
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Miracle calf in India born with “human” face!
“Miracle” calf in India born with human face!
FTFY
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This may be what comes of such notions.
Not a very pleasant miracle though. I prefer Jesus on burnt toast.
Cremation? Why not formaldehyde? (/)( ;,; )(/)
From “The Sheep Child,” by James Dickey:
Farm boys wild to couple
With anything with soft-wooded trees
With mounds of earth, mounds
Of pinestraw will keep themselves off
Animals by legends of their own:
In the hay-tunnel dark
And dung of the barns they will
Say I have heard tell
That in a museum in Atlanta
Way back in a corner somewhere
There’s this thing that’s only half
Sheep, like a woolly baby
Pickled in alcohol because
Those things can’t live…his eyes
Are open, but you can’t stand to look
A human face, huh? If a human baby were born with that face, no one would celebrate “miracle human baby born with human face”. It would be another of nature’s cruel mistakes.
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Ugh. My first thought was the Robot Chicken sketch about the “true” origin of Cabbage Patch dolls!
BTW, that scene scarred me for life - @*#^% spiders!
Are you denying Sloth’s humanity?
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