Originally published at: People line up to worship three-eyed calf | Boing Boing
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If it was a three eyed red heifer I would be worried…
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Do you want to live in the Fallout universe? Because I’m pretty sure this is how you end up in the Fallout universe.
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Religions are weird.
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As deities go I’m ok with it unless it starts demanding human sacrifice.* I suspect this one will be ok with milk and some variety of hay at regular intervals.
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Are all 3 eyes functional?
Can cows be put in an mri? I’d love to see how the optic nerve is wired
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“It’s an interesting planet. Some of them are building crewed spacecraft. And some of them are worshipping deformed animals.”
“So…am I readying the landing craft, or…?”
“Fuck, no. Drop a salvage marker and we’ll come back for the core after that rogue asteroid scrubs them out.”
“We’re not going to warn them?”
“Drop. A. Marker.”
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I don’t take it as a given that the humans who are building spaceships are better—or necessarily even more intelligent—than the humans who treat animal life as sacred.
Given a choice between Elon Musk and these people I know which ones I’d rather hang out with.
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I’d suggest removing the head first to make it easier.
Good to know, though I think you brought that given into the room with you, along with Elon Musk, for the express purpose of not taking it or him.
Probably a conjoined twins variant, based on the 4 nostrils description. If so then yes, all 3 eyes can be functional.
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Then, after the autopsy, its burger time!
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