Monkey gets a nice shave

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/22/monkey-gets-a-nice-shave.html

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Personally I’m not much on shaving, but his fuzzy slippers are awesome.

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Treat your monkey like family.

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This is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in days. This is a monkey, not a person. Please stop keeping wild animals as pets, and please stop treating them like people.

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Its all fun an games until someone’s face gets bitten off

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Thanks for subjecting us to your speciesism.

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Or an ingrown hair.

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Congratulations.

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Yes. ‘Exotic’ pets originate in the wild. The pet trade is another destructive pressure that no species needs. Please stop with the ‘how cute’ glorification of wild animal pets.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. Thanks BBS.

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Why is this OK?

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I think what you mean is “This is why we can’t have the illusion that f*cked-up things are nice.” For which I would say thanks should be in order, yes.

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Welcome to boing boing. Enjoy your rage sandwich that THIS is the worst thing you’ve seen this week.

Goodbye.

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Smooth as a monkey’s uncle?

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Well, now we know where Richard Spencer got his haircut from.

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A Norelco, though. Little dude’s a masochist.

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But how can we be SURE it’s not really a small hairy person until we shave it??

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I hope he uses a good lotion, otherwise that little monkey is going to have a face like a baboon’s arse.

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