Monkey gets a nice shave


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/22/monkey-gets-a-nice-shave.html


#2

Personally I’m not much on shaving, but his fuzzy slippers are awesome.


#3

#4

Treat your monkey like family.


#5

This is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in days. This is a monkey, not a person. Please stop keeping wild animals as pets, and please stop treating them like people.


#6

Its all fun an games until someone’s face gets bitten off


#7

Thanks for subjecting us to your speciesism.


#8

Or an ingrown hair.


#9

Congratulations.


#10

Yes. ‘Exotic’ pets originate in the wild. The pet trade is another destructive pressure that no species needs. Please stop with the ‘how cute’ glorification of wild animal pets.


#11

This is why we can’t have nice things. Thanks BBS.


#12

Why is this OK?


#13

I think what you mean is “This is why we can’t have the illusion that f*cked-up things are nice.” For which I would say thanks should be in order, yes.


#14

Welcome to boing boing. Enjoy your rage sandwich that THIS is the worst thing you’ve seen this week.

Goodbye.


#15

Smooth as a monkey’s uncle?


#16

Well, now we know where Richard Spencer got his haircut from.


#17

A Norelco, though. Little dude’s a masochist.


#18

But how can we be SURE it’s not really a small hairy person until we shave it??


#19

I hope he uses a good lotion, otherwise that little monkey is going to have a face like a baboon’s arse.


#20