Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/30/more-than-20000-dead-fish-mys.html
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People gonna go cray-zee! when all those shoes wash up, too.
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So a big methane bubble suffocated the fish and then the birds in NJ.
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Massive fish die offs are fairly common and usually have natural causes.
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This is why we have to kill nature before it does the same to us!
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Did someone say BOUILLABAISSE?
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The biggest threat to human lives are other humans.
Therefore the answer is to kill all humans. Hurry up and do it before they kill us first.
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That isn’t true. It is micro organisms like bacteria. Also viruses.
Though if you consider cancer humans destroying themselves then your human threat numbers are bolstered.
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Start with the one ahead of me in line who is paying by check.
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You’re no fun.
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Don’t they say “nature, red in tooth and claw”?
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Were there any Japanese skating rinks nearby at the time?
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It all started right after the election. Twenty thousand fish said, “That’s it, I’m moving to Canada…”
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Flocks of blackbirds dropping from the sky! [1]
Masses of sea life washing up on the shore dead!
I guess the conservative Christians really were right about Trump ushering in the end times.
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Scandinavia is missing a lutefisk harvest.
There’s no rush.
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