No, they can consume all the softdrinks they want. I know some who are addicted to Coca-Cola.
Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven.
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To be fair, genetics wasn’t even a thing when JS came up with this fiction.
This should have been one of those pseudo-historical what-ifs fictional novels - not a new religious offshoot.
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Daaaaamn… how does she bend her knees like that?
Religious beliefs can be very flexible when it comes to reality and day to day life and almost always if significant amount of money are involved…
When I was a lad, Mormons of my acquaintance abstained from caffeine in any form and beards were mandatory.
The latter are banned at BYU and a few generations back, they were mandatory as a statement of faith.
But then, they also used to not admit people of black African descent into “Heaven” as well.
(To be fair, early Christians stopped being a church for the poor and downtrodden just as soon as rich people got interested and suddenly welcomed them with open arms as long as they sold off everything and handed it over to the church “fathers”.)
(Edited to correct a typo that insulted Mormons needlessly and looked like name calling. My apologies.)
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You just had to go and challenge the man, didn’t you?
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Maybe I’m just missing something, but after watching the video I’m having a really hard time getting up in arms over this. It shows a couple of kids sharing marginally dirty and quite obviously groan-worthy jokes among themselves.
Who’s up in arms? On the outrage front I’d give them a solid C for “hypocrisy” but probably not a passing grade for “sexism.” Just funny really.
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Dang girl. Was your daddy the Angel Moroni?
Cuz I can’t even see you without my magic glasses.
How am I doing? I would say not very well so far.
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Hey baby. Why don’t you make like Moroni and blow my trumpet.
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Dunno; I don’t know any Mormon pickup lines, just secular ones.
Damn girl, are you tired?
Cuz you've been running through my mind all day...
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Did you ring the bell again or should I ?
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I see my smart ass response wasn’t too far off.
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Over pronation - needs orthotics.
It typically only takes about a century to completely pervert any movement, whether it’s a religion, political stripe or a government.
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But the best ingredient in the Dew is brominated vegetable oil. Drink enough Dew each day, and you can get bromism!
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Ex Mormon here, I’d say you’re both not too far off
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Bravo sir! Bravo. 
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She has wings and chicken feet, and you’re worried about her knees? She’s a goddess, they can do that.
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