Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/24/mr-ts-words-of-wisdom-could.html
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I don’t pity that fool President T.
Mr . T (I am honouring my new knowledge of his middle name with that extra space) really found a way to subvert traditional toxic masculinity while somehow maintaining his machismo. He truly is a Bad Ass … Baracus.
Re: that “love your mother” keyword, I gather that Turmp does love his mother. Well, not “love”, that’s a people emotion. But he venerates her in a creepy way. Shame she was a truck-stop glory hole with more VDs than a Blockbuster warehouse.
I always liked Mr. T as a kid. I remember on the A-Team he hated to fly and drank milk.
I do love it when a plan comes together.
[queue credits, cigars and van driving off]
Unfortunately Trump is more likely to follow the advice of another member of the A-Team: Howling Mad Murdock.
This is awesome!
Trump may have substituted Kanye West, cause, ya know, agreement and all.
Obligs:
Oh god. Stop. I can’t breathe. Can’t stop laughing.
Hannibal approves:
I can’t think of a better description of his role as The Bearded Lady in Freaked.
“I am woman, and I like me.”
Mr. T firmly believes:
mothers are amazing and deserve respect
Youth centers deserve funding
Milk is for drinking and makes you strong
Stay in school
Pity the fool
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