What a PITA. I used to get it yearly, but now I can’t really afford it, and there isn’t much the scans are telling me. I will try to do them every 5 years or so.
Oh man, it’s weird how you can smell the contrast when they inject you with it.
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Has there been a James Bond fight in a hospital with a henchman with piercing, and an MRI machine? 
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Die Another Day, but nobody watched it.
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I’m certain that I saw it in the cinema; but I can only remember the bit on the motorcycle from the trailer. Is that the one with the tank in St Petersburg?
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“Next week, MacGyver is trapped in a hospital…”
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The tank was GoldenEye.
MRI fight was in the dumbass one with the invisible car. Save yourself a couple of hours and do anything else 
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. . . and demonstrated their use in self-offense.
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Fuckin’ magnets …
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Perfect.
No notes.
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I’m not a gun person, but tv and movies have led me to believe they’re equipped with this thing called a “safety.”
Do people just not use them?
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Thereby proving the adage “only an idiot with a gun can stop an idiot with a gun”. Glad no non-idiots were harmed.
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And why was there a round chambered? Utter carelessness
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They go, “Bangabangabangabangabanga… whirrrrr… Bangabangabangabangabanga…”
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Not all of them. They’re engineered against accidental discharge, and then their lawyers engineer the meaning of accident to exclude anything that might be their fault.
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They may also be placed in conditions called “unloaded” and “uncocked”. (In the US these are rarely encountered and may be apocryphal).
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I’ve heard most hospitals just completely ban hospital security from the MRI room, partly because if there’s a security situation there, they’ve already failed, and partly because of this exact problem.
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In the 2002 case, “The weapon’s thumb safety was reportedly engaged when the gun discharged.”
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