Originally published at: Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, made a useful flowchart for interpreting the Bible, MAGA style | Boing Boing
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Apparently, you can spell Christian without Christ.
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Simple. Ignore three quarters of it and read the part you like through a cheap bullhorn.
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I kind of want to stop off at the Planned Parenthood clinic on my way to work on protest day (i.e., Thursday morning) with a placard simply declaring “Numbers 5:11 - 31!” Although to be fair, I find the entire passage typically misogynistic and full of patriarchal women-as-property bullshit.
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This is satire obviously, but I remember bible study in the south doing EXACTLY just this.
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You could just go all Brion Gysin on it, the bible, I mean. 
Reassembly is optional.
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I had to go and read that passage. Zoiks!
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Kitbash it with some other books.
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Yeah, there’s an idea. You gotta be a really skilled craftsman, though, to make something out if it when you’re working with such shoddy material.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl… "
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That’s a more productive use of the aforementioned material, sure. 
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