Musk fanboys create $600k monument to their hero

So you just helped a stock push…

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It looks like a very confused wooly worm humping a rocket. Maybe a really bad remake of The Fly?

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How many cults can some people be in, all at ONE TIME?

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It looks like the world’s worst designed dildo.

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in honor of his many accomplishments and commitment to Cryptocurrency!

commitment? accomplishments? really?

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Perhaps Mr Musk can admire it from the inside

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If you are going to worship false idols first you need an idol. Trump has his Golden Head now Elon has his bigger steel head on goat body riding a rocketship idol. We live in very strange times.

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I want to double-like this.

But, honestly, that statue/eyesore/thing is dogshit.
Makes me glad I’m not rich/famous/atotaldickhead.

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Okay, I read that correctly the second time. Hey, this story is about a rather phallic statue, so you can hopefully forgive what I thought I read the first time.

I wonder how many stories Chuck Tingle could write using this story and this comments thread as inspiration.

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Because they’ve been sucked forever into the Stygian vortex created by the statue?

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The baby is supposed to be a representation of St. Nicolas.

Christmas and Halloween rolled into one.

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Funny because he looks like St. Patrick should be driving him out of Ireland

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He looks like even the snakes would be driving him out. What an abomination!

(Looks like murder-by-swaddle.)

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