Originally published at: Musk gloats over Twitter's new poop emoji auto-responder | Boing Boing
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One e-mail and Tweet would get this undone.
Email: “What’s smarter, 
or Elon Musk?”
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Hey Twitter press, what does Elon Musk contribute to society?
Hey Twitter press, what does Elon Musk’s brain look like?
Hey Twitter press, what is Elon Musk’s legacy?
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“Twitter: Now With Even More Poop!”
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I look for a lot of news stories that conclude, “when asked for comment about their financial situation/photograph of Elon Musk/treatment of workers, Twitter responded with a poop emoji.”
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I really should stop being suprised by things like this, but come on… This is the kind of humour you’d expect from a small child…
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Next week he’ll fire the poop.
Cool! Now journalists can cite it in the stories.
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after putting it on the landlord’s doorstep
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It’s astonishing how obliviously, aggressively, cringingly immature and unfunny he is. I’m starting to think there should be a subcategory of Dunning-Kruger regarding humor named after him.
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I thank god that in my most irresponsible “I am in charge and can do what I want” days as a manager I reflected on Bruce Willis in Moonlighting as “the boss I want to be” and held mid-day limbo contests.
I think by 40 I realized what a fucking waste of time that was and stopped managing people.
Musk really seems to be acting out all the childish “I can do it, I am the boss!” things he thinks of, and when they have some wildly bad, late-night unthought-out stupid idea he runs with it because who will say no?
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My new RPG character: Elon Musk
Stats:
STR: 9
DEX: 10
INT: 10*
CHA: 2
*Emotional age: 11 years
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His creditors at Twitter and the shareholders at his other companies must be thrilled with this sort of thing.
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You forgot the WIS stat…then again so did he?
(also is this D&D where CHA:2 is below the human range, or some other system where CHA of 2 is really low, but maybe still above 10% of the population?)
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What is Elon full of?
What does Elon eat for breakfast?
What does Elon’s breath smell like?
What does Elon have for brains?
etc.
etc.
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In Musk’s mind this automatically makes Twitter worth $40 billion.
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Um…I’ll leave that as an exercise for the reader…
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Yes, I look forward to more along the lines of:
When asked for comment, Twitter’s Press Relations department responded with “
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I’d say Elon is the new Poop Emoji but that would be insulting the Poop Emoji.
Elon is the new Explosive Diarrhea emoji.
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Going forward it will automatically reply to journalist’s inquiries with a single poop emoji, Musk announced
I’m disappointed. I’d really expected a dick shot.
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