Originally published at: Mysterious big dead octopus found in Indiana public park toilet (video) | Boing Boing
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A girl and a boy bump into each other – surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops – surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid – that had to mean something.
– S. Morganstern, “The Silent Gondoliers”
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Kink revealed!
Step 1: Buy octopus at market
Step 2: Place in public toilet
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
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Indiana? That’s close enough to Detroit that is was probably left over from a hockey game.
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Poor octopuseseses. 
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My concern is that it’s not an octopus but rather cthulu playing dead.
They’re just sleeping…
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Officials have been so perplexed over how the octopus got so far from the pacific that they’ve forgotten to ask how Columbus got so far from Ohio.
Well, when you take your giant octopus to the park, and he unexpectedly dies, are you supposed to carry him all the way back home?
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So someone had an illegal pet octopus at home, it died, and they decided to dispose of it in a nearby park to make it someone else’s problem.
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“What did you eat?!”
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