Mystery of the vanishing bird seed solved

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/04/mystery-of-the-vanishing-bird.html

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[anon73430903]

If it’s a problem, put dried chillis in there. The birds won’t react to them, unlike deer and squirrels

[anon87143080]

[Michael_R_Smith]

Well there is a big illuminated reindeer sign out the front. Is your restaurant open for business?

[alboalt]

My neighbor had that happen, too. But with a bear.

[joeair61]

Fair is fair! i often put peanuts out for the squirrels to keep them out of my bird feeder.

[gracchus]

Usually it’s this desperado.

[TobinL]

@anon73430903

If it’s a problem, put dried chillis in there.

Just remember to wash your hands afterwards.

[Michael_R_Smith]

Oh yeah. I have done that washing the dishes after a spicy meal.

[lastchance]

[agies]

[Malarkey]

Off topic.

I don’t know where else to ask this, but why am I getting so much more ad crap on Boing Boing than I used to? It’s making me nucking futz!

[anon48584343]

You want deer to develop giraffe necks?

Because this is how you get deer to develop giraffe necks!

[hecep]

[aaooeeie]

My dad worked in a lab and said you could tell the chemists from the physicists by whether they washed their hands before they used the restroom or after. (He was a chemist; no, I didn’t ask.)

[Lexicat]

Right! Because mammals never decide that the pain of capsaicin is worth the nibble.

[Melizmatic]

[Bozobub]

Because you’re not using a good adblocker.

[tsath]

The Gray Tail Gang didn’t bother my saffron bulbs when they were on the parking strip, but when I moved them next to the driveway the furry fucks dug them all up.

[sosumi]

@TobinL

Just remember to wash your hands afterwards.

Seeing male coworkers do the happy jalapeño dance was always a great source of amusement in kitchens I have worked in.