N.C. lawmaker wants law to keep people from yelling at transphobic former governor

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Full Text of the TGOP Bill Of Rights:

  1. You have freedom of religion to worship Jesus in any way you see fit.

  2. Unlimited rights to bear arms.

  3. No Homo.

  4. For the sake of our security, you can be spied on, anywhere, anywhen.

  5. Anything you say will be taken out of context and used to condemn you. If you didn't say it, we'll make it up anyway, with scary language like "death panels"

  6. Your access to a trials are dependent on variables, with the baseline for "fair and speedy" being granted to White Christians. Other colors and other religions should expect high wait periods and/or unfair processes.

  7. You only get a trial by jury if a corporation says that it's okay.

  8. Cruel and unusual punishment is only prohibited for White Christians, especially wealthy ones. Members of other groups need to be punished in order to make an example of the costs of stepping out of line.

  9. If it wasn't written in the Constitution, the states get to decide, never the federal government.

  10. The federal government can never be granted more powers. Ever.
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