I doubt there’s a 53-y-o anywhere who’s that slender and who only smokes ganja. No way. eta: Especially after plague lockdown! 
She did appear to be wearing white flip flops, which would save her from some of the glass.
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Waaaaayyyyy too much sclera for my comfort level.
I’m wondering what a toxicology report would read.
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Are you suggesting you haven’t rampaged naked in a steakhouse while high on THC? I thought that was the most common effect!
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Maybe she was startled? Or on drugs, what about BOTH!
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My first response when startled is to get naked and start rampaging…
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Hmmm, that’s not my go to when startled.
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I blame Mixmaster Mike.
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Fine. Be a wet blanket if you like.
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Alas, there’s no hope for me.
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You’re missing your chance to be the “weird old naked desert guy” in your area.
I mean Quartzsite has their “naked” guy (I’ve run into him a couple times at bookstores/stands out there and “tiny banana hammocked guy” would be a more accurate name, but now I’m mincing words)…
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That is exactly what I was thinking.
Instead of yelling orders and pointing a weapon at her, he could have tried talking to her.
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I was watching a YouTube video the other day on the Audit the Audit channel, and the video he was watching included, among other things, and officer pointing a taser at someone. He read from that jurisdiction’s policy on the use of tasers, and it actually said that a taser pointed at someone was an effective tool to DEESCALATE a situation.
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Maybe it was something in the water?
EP: The Naked Time
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This is so tabloid ready: Gates loads up secret lover with THC to silence her.
Oh, honey. Bill isn’t coming to save you when We push the button.
I’m waiting for the TV commercial: “side effects include exposing oneself and physical rampages. Do not take dabs if you’re allergic to dabs.”
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But this sounds like something we should look into.
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Looks like Florida Man needs to up his game. He’s got some competition.
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Nah, her boss told her she needed one more piece of flair and she snapped and decided what she really needed was NO flair!
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