Name something you trust more than Donald Trump

Dollar store diapers.

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His recomendation on which tape measure to buy was spot on though.

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Oh, boy. Reminds me of when my brother’s girlfriend (eventually, sister-in-law) cooked up a wonderful looking meal for us that included breaded, baked chicken pieces. The chicken was stone dead raw. My brother may have been more embarrassed than she.

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I’m not even sure how that happens. The breading won’t crisp up like that unless it’s cooked, and cooking the breading will cook the chicken at least a little.

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As someone who once suffered Salmonella poisoning from raw chicken, I really truly did cringe reading that. (Though not quite as hard as I cringed at @LearnedCoward’s posted photo above. Seeing that increased my white blood cell count.)

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My mom did that once, but with shrimp cocktail.

Mom was a bit of a drinker.

If the chicken’s cold enough, the breading’s thick enough, and the cooking’s hot enough…

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I’m not sure either, but she somehow accomplished the unlikely. My brother explained later that she had never learned to cook, having been brought up by parents who were resort/club music entertainers (piano player/singer) and traveled all over, dragging her along. You can’t really learn how to cook under those circumstances.

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The authenticity of these toys:

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Real estate agents:
https://memegenerator.net/instance/26264740

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When the ice caps finish melting it will be ocean front property. It’s just speculative investing.

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Chief Daniels* . . .Another “ME, ME, ME” political jerk; but at least he was comical at times !

(* from the 80’s TV show Hill Street Blues)

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Breading frozen chicken, dropping it in the fryer, and pulling it back out would do it.

Maybe, but it’s never too late to learn.

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Sushi Cocktail

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My microwave.

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That’s beautiful. That should help balloon out the number of doctors who become addicted to the readily available drugs they’d need to stay up for longer hours.

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