Edit: now in cartoon form…
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Unrefrigerated gas station sashimi.
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Ironically so do I. At least it will try and do the right thing.
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A hot tip on the third race.
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Ti Thompson (Damon Runyon’s inspiration for Sky Masterson) telling me something is a sure bet.
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These folks:
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martinshkrelicharity.com
martinshkrelicharity.net
martinshkrelicharity.org
martinshkrelicharity.info
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Any teenager that says… “I don’t know how it got broken?”
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That carton of milk that’s been in the fridge since I don’t know when, and I can’t find the expiration date…
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The person going beside me walking down the road, I know he is not going to hurt me.
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Actually, the Happy Mondays wouldn’t be a bad choice to run a country. At least the War on Drugs will end, so you can still have a good time if the country goes to shit.
Knowing them, they’ll give out ecstacy on welfare.
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There has to be a story attached to that photo…pretty please?
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Your guess is as good as mine.
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somewhere someone said “hold my beer”?
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