Nation in uproar after cartoon breast revealed on Nickelodeon cartoon

Is that character a duck? Ducks aren’t mammals and therefore do not have breasts. Maybe the real story is that ducks can get implants. Also: idiots.

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why did i read that as “orgy and the cockroaches.” must’ve been all those ren & stimpy episodes. DAMN YOU NICKELODEON.

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It’s a good thing that America has something innocuous to get outraged about.

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Reminds me of that Spongebob episode in which Mr. Squarepants gets caught watching sea anemone porn.

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So? In the Looney Tunes cartoon The Wabbit Who Came to Supper, there are nude paintings on the wall of Elmer Fudd’s house.

This is a tempest in a teapot(to coin a phrase.)

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The woman in the painting is clearly wearing pasties. Isn’t it only technically nudity if the nipples are exposed?

I know, right? The real story is all the photographic boobs in Disney movies.

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True. I distinctly remember a scene in a German show for preschoolers featuring a topless woman. Can’t find any footage of it online, or I would’ve shared.

I think it lends itself to a variety of creative interpretations. A pair of precariously-balanced cookie jars, perhaps.

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Smart-mouthed rabbits in dresses kissing men, Bubblegum and Marceline… Clearly ISIS radicals at work here.

So breasts are supposedly news to young children? Aren’t they basically born knowing where they are and what they are for? This nontroversy is inane on many levels.

The complainers should be made to fast two days. And for the rest of the week fed only by suckling shakes through breast-shaped dispensers.

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Je Suis Boobies.

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Is that kid being raised in a father-only environment or are there actually families out there with enough personal privacy that a kid could actually go 8 years without ever finding out what his parents have under their clothes?

In Paris you can see photographs of topless women just walking down the street. They’re on billboards and posters, not to mention all the classical sculpture and other art.

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the XXX pic

Seriously? Some boobs are triple X? I thought that was reserved for extreme sexy-times or extreme violence (not lately)…

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Ah! Explains why everyone says French women are so thin!

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That’s one hell of a cup size. Must lead to terrible back problems.

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(crosses fingers, hopes the uproar is because the cartoon image sets an unfair standard for real boobs.)

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So the parents who complain about the boobs are upset about the introduction of something kids already are well acquainted with–breasts–while nothing is said about the introduction of the concept of deception for the expressed intent to harm another being? Nice.

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