Neighbor insulted during dispute


#1

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#2

“Stupid Flanders!”


#3

Good fences make good neighbors. Seriously.


#4

This is what you get when the high school jock marries the high school cheerleader.


#5

I dated the daughter of a couple like that once. They bought her a car that cost more than my college education. Then they couldn’t afford to pay her college education.


#6

American Stupid is the stupid all others must be judged against. This is the purest of pure.

Of course, his handgun is the red white and blue cherry on top.


#7

This is why you have sprinklers. Damn, that lawn is looking extra dry!


#8

I used to have one of those motion activated sprinklers to keep herons away. It was funny when someone walked in front of it. It was super funny when I forgot it was on and walked in front of it.


#9

wow, that was some immature behavior…bullying is never okay, but they got stuck in the middle school version which seems very odd coming from grown adults.


#10

There’s nothing unique about ours, we’re just louder.


#11

Never happened like this on “King of Queens.”


#12

I think this calls for a “Berlin Wall” level response.


#13

“a durr durr durr” an all time high.


#14

Yeah. In this case, I’d have no doubt at all what I was walling in and walling out.


#15

Ladies and Gentlemen. May I present to you, out from hiding, fans of Kim Davis.


#16

I have a sneaky suspicion that these neighbors deserve each other.


#17

Cask of Amontillado-level walling in.


#18

I’m confident this is real. I have a neighbor who tried to pick a fight with me. The gentleman has grey hair and middle-school level taunting skills. Thank goodness I almost never have a reason to go within 100 yards of him. I firmly believe there is somebody like this in every town, everywhere.


#19

When he says, “Stupid says what?” His wife actually responds with “What?”


#20

I had a similar neighbor, but two differences. For some reason he liked me (for the life of me I can’t explain), and he had money so he inevitablely sued half our neighbors.

He moved into a farm and sued people for running farm equipment? Luckily he didn’t prance around going Durr.