Neurosurgeon has brain-computer interface installed in his own head

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Yes, I did it again.

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Expected this to be Ben Carson. It might have explained some things.

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who implanted the all the hardware in the skull? where was Carson last year?

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Itā€™s kinda weird, but Iā€™m actually reading a book Ā®evolution about a cat trying to solve Alzheimerā€™s with artificial neural implants, which of course he ended up testing on himself. I thought the secret surgery bit was kinda hard to buy, and then this.

I just need a name server upgrade. Anything on the scientific frontiers for that?

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A cat neurosurgeon?

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Sauna parties with Jesus.

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Isnā€™t there a line in Portal about having a tiny microchip the size of a postcard installed in your head?

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Good memory:

ā€œNow, if youā€™re part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely youā€™ve forgotten itā€™s even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means itā€™s about to hit five hundred degrees, so weā€™re gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.ā€

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Thatā€™s Worf, not Jesus surely?

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I donā€™t have a ready group of ā€˜controlā€™ x-ray images of electronic widgets; but is anyone else rather shocked at howā€¦bigā€¦and crude the circuits look in that shot?

If I knew that something had to share space with my brain inside my skull, Iā€™d really lean on minaturization; but as best I can tell given the resolution of the image, there are maybe a couple of SOICs, and a bunch of passives, on a pretty large chunk of circuit board(presumably not the usual FR4; but still).

Is the skull a more spacious domicile for the brain meat than I give it credit for? Does he really hate prototyping BGAs more than having a larger opening chiselled into his skull?

His spirit of bold self-experimentation is courageous; but it seems that he might have been able to save himself a fair bit of trauma by spending a bit more on an EE to run a few iterations before sticking it in his skull.

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It canā€™t be Worf, heā€™s smiling. Maybe Gowron.

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bonus pic

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Big and crude? Hell, theyā€™re all surface-mount components. Vacuum tube brain implants or GTFO

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Worf grew up on Earth. Presumably the human kids wouldnā€™t even talk to him, because The Enemy, so it might figure the ā€œalienā€ kids would sit together and most of his friends wouldā€™ve been Vulcans. Who would consider smiling to be very uncool.

Or maybe every human he ever met who saw him smile told him not to do that again ā€¦

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