New Hampshire governor Chris Sununu helps save man choking on lobster roll at seafood-eating contest

[beschizza]

Originally published at: New Hampshire governor helps save man choking on lobster

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[danimagoo]

Ok. Glad the guy is ok. Fuck Chris Sununu. He’s just another once never Trumper turned kiss ass.

[raines]

How probable is this sort of incident for the East Coast state with the least amount of coast?

I’d expect instead to read of the Gov stripping off all his clothes and getting into a sleeping bag with someone with hypothermia on the upper slopes of Mount Washington.

Or shooting a bear marauding through a NH town full of enticing piles of garbage because the libertarian leadership discontinued trash collection.

Or making bad choices in a trolley problem involving the single-track cog railway.

(Other more-likely scenarios welcomed)

[euansmith]

Moreno lost two minutes of competitive eating time to the rogue roll and placed fourth.

Oh, the humanity!

[muser]

Maybe a more accurate headline would be Governor Sununu fails to save choking man but paramedic takes over to save him?

[euansmith]

Taking a bow for something someone else did is the Republican way.