New Mexico police on the lookout for Gummi Bear Bandit


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If he is unusually compelled to steal gummi bears, the police should leave bowls of the Sugar Free Gummies in random locations and then just follow the trail of hot brown lava…


I have no respect for anyone who would do this without singing the gummy bear song at the same time. (I did a typo signing the gummy bear song at first, I have to admit I would actually respect that even more!)


First you get the gummis, then you get the power, then you get the women.


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