New Netflix series: "How to Build a Sex Room"

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I mean, I know WHY people would want this room… I’m just curious why Netflix thought we needed a show about it…

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I’m exceedingly unlikely to watch it, but nevertheless think it’s slightly more interesting than shows about kitchen or bathroom renovations. I’ve seen plenty of kitchens and bathrooms. Not so many sexrooms.

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Certainly a fun specialty construction market in the making. Why should boudoir photographers have all the fun?

I look forward to some entertaining work truck graphics. You know, for the neighborhood.

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In my day we worked on a sex farm and we liked it! Hell, we loved it!

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Step 1: have the kind of ridiculous money that allows you to devote a whole room of your home to a custom-designed sex room.

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It’s the cleaning service that’s driving up the cost!

MerryMaids: “What’s that? You have a sex room? Ok, that puts you in our top tier pricing structure.”

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Hm. I foresee some interesting additions at Home Depot.

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Yeah, thanks Netflix, I really don’t need advice from amateurs.

If you have space enough to dedicate a room then you’re playing on the easy level anyway. Let’s see what you can do with the limitation that everything has to be either deniable or easy to store / conceal.

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Okay… so now they should do a show for sex rooms, but on a working class budget.

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I mean, you can definitely do something like that on a budget, but these renovation shows never show the average renovation people do, like a new counter top and backsplash and some paint on the cabinets. No, no, they rip the whole thing apart and put Italian marble and stainless steel appliances everywhere.

Anyway:

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I thought it was the pelvic thrus- Oh wait. Never mind. /rimshot

Some of the rigging? Yes. (rings, quick links, etc.) Ropes? No. too rough.

Entirely possible and more cost effective than people might think.

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Especially if they already have a Man Cave.

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Who are these people who restrict themselves to one room?

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Rich people have a way of making even the most scintillating things tedious.

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The question isn’t “can you afford to build a sex room,” the question is can you afford not to ?

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Back in the day we just had cardboard box sex rooms.

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