Seriously, why hasn’t anyone made a renovation show for broke-ass amateurs yet? “Redneck Renovators” would be a ratings goldmine.
Also: how much use do couples really use these rooms before the novelty wears off?
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as a TV show
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not captured by the onebox
Moved from the couple’s bondage room, now a nursery, to the den late last year, the fuck-swing ended up in an ideal location to deposit mail deemed too unimportant for the already full rolltop desk in the corner. Other items, such as a box of edible lubricants and an 18-inch steel-studded leather paddle, were relocated to the attic to keep them out of the reach of the Moscones’ active and inquisitive 11-month-old daughter, Abby.
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It was the style at the time.
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I’ve been saving up to build a whole sex house, with a sex garden. It’s been a difficult few years, but I tell my wife the wait will be worth it.
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I don’t see this as a “Celebrity IOU”-level show. Something like “Pimp my sex room”?
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I see this show serving another purpose: when the partner wants to install some sex furniture, the more tentative partner can point out the costs, the need for X, Y and Z to keep it from collapsing and hurting someone, and so on.
But based on all of these Fixer Upper knockoffs and other renovation shows, I expect it won’t even meet this low bar of utility.
“Where should we put this ‘Live-Laugh-Love-Leather-Lube’ sign?”
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“No, I said I needed a room for my Pimp.”
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I designed and built a sex room once. And I took on another, unrelated job to design and build a dungeon for a dominatrix, but that never went ahead.
Kink is surprisingly lucarative and design is design.
I must follow up on this…
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We already have a sex room it doubles as a bedroom.
Are we doing it wrong?
But even if we wanted some dedicated sex furniture or a swing we’d just order it and screw some bolts into the ceiling, we certainly wouldn’t let a TV crew film our shopping and installation.
Maybe they could recreate Dudley’s sex room.
Binoculars? Are you into that?
Step 1: build a room
Step 2: have sex in room
Step 3: profit
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I await the corplast “SEX ROOM INSTALLATION” ad signs stuck to light posts at intersections.
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Even better, you know those signs construction companies put in peoples’ front yards while they’re working?
Another quality sex room
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“We won’t screw you”
ETA for the cutesy motto and the Jesus fish
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In the age of social media that’s all part of the kink.
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Our kink is doing it on a Tuesday afternoon with the lights on and then taking naps. Sometimes we get really crazy and go right to the nap.
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… and special imported mud for the sex pond?
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just only how to get tied-up… or just tidied up…
no design class required…
Content is king. And now he’s building a dungeon.
