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Scrotata?
Scrotopodes?
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Came for scrotopodes, leaving satisfied.
Wait…
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Male opossums and some monkeys have bright blue scrota that mates apparently find attractive. Maybe we’re just not thinking far enough outside the box for how humans’ could be appealing.
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Should we start a new thread?: SCROTUM Shenanigans Watch
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Yes, but then, you know what “blue balls” means in at least some human cultures… 
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“I’m sorry, but there’s just no such thing as an aesthetically appealing scrotum…”
“But have you ever seen the likes of… THIS!?”
[/shields eyes from the glare] “I stand corrected!”
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Was going to page you if you hadn’t already applied your work. Many thanks!
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Surgery isn’t the answer for every dude. This is where our new line of scrotal makeup can help.
A little concealer- some scrotal blush - maybe some nice contouring ? And your scrotum will look 10 years younger! Waxing by appointment only.
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Can I get cosmetic tattooing, for the six-pack muscle look?
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… didn’t Margaret Atwood write a book about that
I believe you mean plurali?
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Nope.
It’s pluralia for neutral gender and plurales for M & F.
Of course, only in the nominative, accusative and vocative case.
Plurali is only dative and ablative case, singular, all genders.
I would accept pluralopodes, though.
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Yes, but how do I sharpen them?
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Suggested article below this one is “How steel balls are made”, which as a body modification seems a little too extreme (please inform personnel before entering NMR machine if you have steel balls).
You should not be sharpening your scrotumses, according to the best of my knowledge.
Sample of one, unsharpenised.
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“My nutsack looks like a Sphinx cat.”
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I’m glad that the paper includes a “conflict of interest” statement to lay to rest any suspicion that the authors might be in the pay of Big Scrotum.
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Stick on googly eyes?
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But what if one’s was sharpened at birth by our parents without consent?
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