New scientific paper examines the aesthetic appeal of the scrotum

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What I always wonder is, if testes simply must be a couple degrees cooler than everyone else in the organ community in order to do their job, then why can’t people achieve the same effect as an IUD by wearing a little insulating scrotum costume 24/7? Which would also be a marvelous opportunity for self-expression.

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Fun fact, Vincent Pastore’s Sopranos character was originally supposed to be named Big Scrotum until a focus group consisting of all of humanity suggested it wasn’t a great choice.

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Is this what separates us from other animals?
That we care how our genitals look like?

Reminds me of this episode of Red Dwarf where kryten the android becomes human:

I am 99% that isn’t who I am thinking of. In my head it is more of a low key delivery. It doesn’t surprise me if some lesser known comedian either stole the joke, or someone else just came up with it on their own.

But it could be - I clearly have a memory - but it’s fuzzy. I feel like it was in a British accent, but it could have been someone like Robin Williams too. Shrug :confused:

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How did #4 come out in top and #1 the worst? I’d vote 1,3,2 … 4 as a distant last.

Well, he could still have boasted his ancient Roman heritage.

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Why is it “snookums” and not “snooka”?

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Did they take into account the effect of tanning on how attractive the scrotum can be?

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